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Here's one mark of a legendary highlight: You can show it to someone who hasn't seen a minute of the sport in years, with no explanatory context, and get a reaction that's something like, "Wow!" Such is the case with UConn's Braylon Mullins and his shot to beat Duke in the Elite Eight. Everything about the play itself and the production around it felt practically scripted for maximum excitement, all in the span of half a minute. https://bsky.app/profile/cjzero.bsky.social/post/3miac26ffqk2l To start, even the uninformed knows that Duke are the bad guys, so that's helpful. But if you're stepping into this highlight with no prior context—as fans will be doing for years to come as they cue up "March Madness shots but they get increasingly more insane" Youtube videos—Ian Eagle tells you the situation immediately after the made free throw, without forcing you to study the scoreboard. "72-70 Duke. Ten seconds to go."

Desperate times call for desperate measures, which of course means that Tottenham Hotspur and John Tortorella are in the news simultaneously. Sadly, their paths do not converge, or anyway do not yet converge, beyond the fact that Spurs have fired another coach in their Salute To Catastrophe season, and Torts got another coaching job in a different sport, on a different continent. But we must live in hope when hope feels like a pointless exercise. You know, like five days out of every seven. Spurs are a cavalcade of garbage all their own, which is why Igor Tudor lasted barely six weeks before the toe tag was applied, but Torts getting pulled off television to coach the last eight games of the Vegas Golden Knights' regular season plus whatever playoff stint they can steal is its own tale, and worth telling in its own right. Within it is a bet that the team that won the Stanley Cup three years ago and has missed the playoffs only once in its entire existence desperately needs a swift boot up the jacksey. And whatever else can be said about him, and there is a lot, nobody is better booted that Torts.

It's time to wrap up the month with a challenging themeless. Keep an eye out for tricky clues and fun wordplay. This week's puzzle was constructed by Rafael Musa and Owen Bergstein, and edited by Hoang-Kim Vu. Defector crosswords, launched in partnership with our friends at AVCX, run every Monday. If you’re interested in submitting a puzzle to us, you can read our guidelines HERE. Please note that submissions will be closed from April 1 to May 1. 

Barry: The first dedicated reliever entrance song was, of all things, "(Won't You Come Home) Bill Bailey," played on the ballpark organ. This is absolutely true. Betty Boop probably loved it, and there was a pun involved, which I must respect—the pitcher’s name was Bill Dailey—but it did not rock. Sparky Lyle, one of the first and best proto-closers, used “Pomp and Circumstance”—the graduation song. If it’s good enough for Randy Savage it’s good enough for me. But again, it did not rock. Baseball rocking was only invented in 1998, when Padres closer Trevor Hoffman began coming out to AC/DC’s “Hells Bells.” All of which is to say that the entirety of baseball history and music history have been leading to this moment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HuM8_CJ2RU

Even with all the testing data from the minor leagues and spring training, it was hard not to wonder how MLB’s new automated ball-strike challenge system would feel in big league games that count. When would teams use their challenges? Who would use them? How often? Might we see a hotheaded pitcher go rogue, burning his team’s precious challenge in a fit of rage?  The potential entertainment value of ABS, though, was something I didn’t question. For one thing, it ends up being a rather tidy rule change. Unlike, say, basketball reviews that have refs clustered at the monitors for eons, an ABS challenge is resolved in something like 15 seconds max. (MLB’s study of the challenge system in spring training last year showed that it added only about a minute to the average game.) Tennis fans can also attest to the great spectacle that was the old Hawk-Eye challenge system, the crowd slow-clapping in unison as they waited for the animated tennis ball to streak across the rendering on the scoreboard and deliver the result.  The slow clap hasn’t caught on yet in America’s ballparks, but the crowd is still having some fun with this new addition to the game. Under the ABS challenge system, a team begins each game with two challenges. If a player gets an umpire’s call overturned, their team retains the challenge. In effect, this means a team has unlimited challenges until they get two wrong. So a team on a challenging heater can really show up an umpire who’s off his game. C.B. Bucknor, one of MLB’s longest-tenured umps and one of its least accurate, found this out for himself behind home plate in the sixth inning of Saturday’s altogether weird Red Sox-Reds game, when Eugenio Suárez successfully challenged his way out of two would-be third strikes on back-to-back pitches. 

UConn freshman Braylon Mullins watched his last shot Sunday night arc toward the basket from 35 feet away. If his eyes had been shut, he still would've known, not only from the pandemonium of the crowd and the euphoria of his teammates, but from the wonderful knife-plunge noise of a swish from great distance. Chuh! That's the best sound basketball has to offer. It's very much like the sound of Michael Myers jamming a large blade into someone's chest, which is fitting. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWfmFK3lsag The shot completed an incredible second-half comeback for UConn. Its win sends the Huskies through to the Final Four, for the third time in four years, and it sends the top-seeded Duke Blue Devils to hell. The shot also should not have happened. Duke had the ball up two points with exactly 10 seconds left on the clock. Because a 10-second violation is not really a danger under these circumstances—you can afford the turnover if as a result the ball is going to your opponent on a side-out with some tiny fraction of a second left on the clock—Duke accomplished everything it needed from the possession the moment they escaped UConn's frenzied first trap. The Huskies were just planning to foul a Duke player before too much time had run off, and were prepared to hope for that Blue Devil to miss a free throw. "That was kind of the whole goal," recalled Mullins, a bussin' teenager who will now be remembered forever as a hero of March. "But then they made a little mistake."

Chances are you—and certainly not I—did not need redemption at 21. At that age, I was in college, and my world mostly revolved around working at the student-run newspaper, getting "clips," doing my best to line up another summer internship, hanging out with my friends, and also finding time to do all my classwork. When I did screw up, which of course I did because I was 21, invariably someone would tell me not to worry about it too much. I had the whole rest of my life ahead of me. My future stretched out before me like an endless road, and this was just the beginning. But I was not an elite athlete in an Olympic sport. Every athlete's time in the arena is short, for some even more so than others. For Olympians, the grandest stage comes just once every four years, always in a different country, never on your own terms. So, yes, at the age of 21, figure skating superstar Ilia Malinin—the self described "quad god" who failed to medal at the Olympics in the men's individual event despite being the heavy favorite—was looking for redemption. He had one last shot at it on Saturday, at this year's world championships in Prague. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_ot7C7DyVk&t=1s

Campy, goofy, stylish, a little chaotic—there is something so college basketball about Olivia Miles. Her decision to forgo last spring’s WNBA draft, where she was poised to be a top-three pick, and use her final year of NCAA eligibility might have surprised WNBA fans, but it also felt fitting. You get the sense that March is exactly where she belongs.  In the two tournaments Miles was healthy for at Notre Dame, March ended at the Sweet Sixteen. But wearing a TCU jersey this year, she finally got over the hump. On Saturday night, she led the third-seeded Horned Frogs to the Elite Eight with 28 points, 10 rebounds, and eight assists in a 79-69 win over pesky 10-seed Virginia. Don’t mourn the two missing assists: Miles can already boast a tournament triple-double, one she earned in the first round against UC San Diego with the absolutely perfect line of 12 points, 16 rebounds, and 14 assists.  Yes, some of what makes Miles the perfect college character is the look. Those goggles. "WHY WASNT I NOTIFIED ABOUT SUCH AN EVENT," she commented on a Notre Dame Instagram post advertising a "Look Like Liv" promotion with "free Olivia Miles replica glasses for students" at a game against Florida State last season. But it’s also that she plays with an unencumbered flair. She’ll attack the rim and take the bravest, most interesting route there. She racks up no-look pocket passes, behind-the-back lobs to the corners, and whatever the hell this was:

Tiger Woods is out on bail after he was charged Friday with suspicion of driving under the influence and refusing to submit to a drug test on Florida's Treasure Coast. It was the second time the legendary golfer has been charged with suspicion of DUI; police in Jupiter filed a DUI charge against Woods in 2017 after law enforcement found him asleep at the wheel of his Mercedes-Benz, which was stopped partially on the shoulder and partly in the road. At the time, Woods said the cause was prescription medications he was taking, and he ultimately pleaded guilty to reckless driving along with saying he would go into a diversion program. The Jupiter Island crash also is the third for Woods. In 2009, shortly after Thanksgiving, his SUV slammed into a fire hydrant and a tree near his home in the Orlando area. That crash was followed by the life of the then-top ranked golfer in the world unraveling, as reports of his multiple affairs soon became one of the biggest stories in the country. His wife divorced him, some of his corporate sponsors cut ties, and Woods stayed away from golf for months. His second crash, in Southern California, happened in 2021 when his SUV rolled over. At the time, law enforcement said Woods was going nearly twice the 45-miles-per-hour speed limited. The crash, as the Associated Press reported, left Woods with fractures in his right leg, and "doctors needed to insert a rod, screws and pins to stabilize Woods’ leg."

Welcome back to Make It Nice, Defector's best interior design advice column. Today, we have a mirror dilemma, a kid- and guest-friendly bathroom, and dinner plates that feel more dignified.  Margot asks: My partner and I fell in love with Rejuvenation's Bentwood Rounded Rectangle Mirror (walnut edges, 32" x 48") but— between the price and the required shipping fee—are skittish about paying almost $1k for a mirror. We are just leaving the Ikea era of our 20s and trying to make our spaces feel a little more solid, so we have to ask... is this just what a nice, large mirror costs? We do have a big, non-framed, landlord-grade mirror hanging in our bathroom; do people ever get their own mirrors framed locally? Just spitballing here, since I was really excited about adding a mirror to our big blank wall and am trying to figure out what our options are. [The mirror] is going onto a large white wall in our living room. We’d plan to eventually put a credenza underneath once we have the budget for one. (The solution of using the bathroom mirror might create more problems than it solves, as we’d then have to find a mirror for the bathroom…)